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Subject: A few jokes.. Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:24 pm
I honestly don't know how the Muslim in our corner shop can follow the rules of the Quran.
The cunt can't even follow the rule of "multi-pack, not to be sold separately"
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Subject: Re: A few jokes.. Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:25 pm
I read that the deadly black widow has arrived in Britain
Actually, we're not allowed to call it the Black Widow anymore...now it's The Recently Bereaved Arachnid Of Ethnic Minority Origin.
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Subject: Re: A few jokes.. Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:26 pm
Just wrote a thank you letter to British Gas.
With their price increases, looks like I am getting my inheritance quicker than I thought
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Subject: Re: A few jokes.. Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:27 pm
Just thought I'd nip over to my Nan's, and fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.
She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer...I'll pop back next year.
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Subject: Re: A few jokes.. Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:28 pm
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
The only KKK willing to let black guys inside them.
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Subject: Re: A few jokes.. Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:28 pm
British Gas,
Fucking more Grannies than Wayne Rooney.
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Subject: Re: A few jokes.. Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:17 am
lol like the one about multi packs it happens round here all the time .
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Subject: Re: A few jokes.. Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:14 pm
Yes, why I liked it..
My corner shop even had 'Not for resale - Sample' shampoo things..
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