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PostSubject: Happy BD Paul?   Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:10 pm

Is it your BD today mate?


If so Happy BD mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If not you're a cunt!sunny
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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:55 pm

No, you are right, I'm a cunt with a birthday... Smile

Cheers Raf....52 today....
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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Sat Jun 29, 2013 12:35 am

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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Sat Jun 29, 2013 1:34 am

All the very best
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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Sat Jun 29, 2013 9:31 pm

Cheers gents, had a couple of bottles of wine in for it, bad move as it gave the old bog a surprise it wasn't expecting this morning at 4am.

Not good to mix with meds, at least I don't get the headache because of the tramadol Smile

Still was a nice treat..As was the steak my mother in law got me for the day, no Halal crap, she got me proper stuff. Smile

 Her birthday today, I don't suppose she will eat the bacon sarnie I got her...

You want it Raf?

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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:53 am

Tramadol turned me into a zombie lol
I took my 2 kids away on my own when they where 14 and 11 and fell while getting off a pedalo i already had a bad back and this just made it worse .Went in a chemist in puerto rico and they gave them me over the counter lol
Tried getting some in boots when i got home ,not without a perscription  they said .

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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:38 pm

For the first two weeks I felt like I was floating with Tramadol but now my system has got used to it. Without it I'm in terrible pain, genuine bad pain, you hear a lot of the messers around here who pretend to be sick for the benefits going on about being in pain yet they sprint up the stairs without thinking thus spoiling the act.

The last time one of the kids around here passed me a football I forgot I was ill and tried to curl a centre in, I started to run at the ball and my left knee folded under me and I made noise like an animal in pain as I slumped to the ground, the kids thought it was so funny, I just laid there until the ambulance came.

Moral: Piss taking lying fuckers can pretend but at some point they will forget the act and bingo, they will get done and bloody right.

Sadly many do get away with it, we had a bloke call Rod here who walked on crutches and had morphine daily yet he went up the stairs like a pro and when he thought no one was looking her would play keepy uppy with a football. This wasn't because the morphine has taken the pain, he was doing stuff his supposed broken body should not be able to do.

Ended up his missues kicked him out because he was a fat lazy bastard and she knew the illness was an act and he turned out to be a closet gay man...

Soap Opera's have nothing on my estate, I've lived in some crap places but never have I seen the strangeness that is The Racecourse Estate in Northolt.

Its like a real life Twilight Zone...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Fri Jul 05, 2013 5:23 pm

i always use   Pills   Holsten Pils     cures a lot !!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:41 pm

Lol...Beer, the one size fits all fixer...Until the morning...
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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:59 am

AFTERNOON LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Happy BD Paul?   Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:19 pm

Paul, You piss-head extreme Smile

When I've had a wine night I'm semi lucid by about 9am (I get up at 6:30).

And before anyone says, wine, poncy bastard, its nothing to do with that.

I just don't like beer, I used to drink Tennants Super when I was a lot younger, can't even smell it now, same with spirits, can't even have whiskey near me. The only things I do drink is wine and something I've not had for years, Guinness, oh and the one that's like Guinness but begins with M and is a smoother taste.

Lager and the like just make me piss like a donkey and bloat me more.
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