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PostSubject: Re: Sod that..   Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:50 pm

I wouldn't stay there to film that!
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PostSubject: Re: Sod that..   Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:50 pm

That's the stuff of nightmare, bad enough there's a FUGE snake in the house but when it can open doors!!!

Needless to say I don't like snakes, never seen their purpose in life apart to make your skin crawl and frighten the piss out of you when there's a mega poisonous one staring at you from 2ft away.

My mate Murray from Scotland moved to Florida in the name of Internet love, he found a flubba that liked him so he moved emigrated (sad lad), now Murray was a computer tech bloke who lived with his parents, his love in life was fast cars so finding him chasing skirt was a surprise Smile

Trouble is when he got to Florida (well just under Louisiana) he encountered snakes for the first time, BIG FECK OFF snakes in the garage just sliding aroundas they wanted to and ones that if they bit you you tended to become quite ill.

One day I gets an email with attachment, its him telling me how he deals with the snakes, the pic is of him with a feck off sized shovel splatting this HUGE snake, the smile on his face was equally huge..

The moral, snakes, never go near a scots man with the horn (and a shovel).
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