Lol..
I've never smoked so the 20 cig is not for me, did the rest bar the pub in my blazer.
Used to go and get my mum and dads cigs with said note.
Loved crossfire until I washed the ball bearings in the bath and they all went down the plug hole (dumb kid)
The white dog shit actually has a logical answer as I found outa few years back, seems in those days they used to use a lot of calcium to preserve the dog food which is why you saw white dog shite, when they changed the preserving methods without calcium you got au natural dog shit...
Loved chemistry sets but I did the same thing time after time, got bored with the grow a crystal experiments and mixed all the contents together...