Sod these fake numbers they keep displaying on TV, this is damn hotter than that, I walked up to Asda and as people know I can't walk fast or for long and I have the embarrassment of having to take a trolley with me because the arthritis makes holding bags for periods of time impossible.
So there's Mr Blobby on the way to Asda and I can see my skin getting red raw after 2 mins out, now I've been to Cape Canaveral when it was over 100 and that did not feel like yesterday.
The solar radiation must be at an all time high, I burnt all the way there and back with factor 20 block on...(all I had)
I feel so damn sorry for you feckers working out in it when its that hot...