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PostSubject: A few jokes..   Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:24 pm

I honestly don't know how the Muslim in our corner shop can follow the rules of the Quran.


The cunt can't even follow the rule of "multi-pack, not to be sold separately"
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PostSubject: Re: A few jokes..   Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:25 pm

I read that the deadly black widow has arrived in Britain

Actually, we're not allowed to call it the Black Widow anymore...now it's The Recently Bereaved Arachnid Of Ethnic Minority Origin.
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PostSubject: Re: A few jokes..   Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:26 pm

Just wrote a thank you letter to British Gas.

With their price increases, looks like I am getting my inheritance quicker than I thought
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PostSubject: Re: A few jokes..   Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:27 pm

Just thought I'd nip over to my Nan's, and fair play to her, at 96, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.

She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer...I'll pop back next year.
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PostSubject: Re: A few jokes..   Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:28 pm

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

The only KKK willing to let black guys inside them.
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PostSubject: Re: A few jokes..   Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:28 pm

British Gas,

Fucking more Grannies than Wayne Rooney.
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PostSubject: Re: A few jokes..   Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:17 am

lolĀ  like the one about multi packs it happens round here all the time .
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PostSubject: Re: A few jokes..   Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:14 pm

Yes, why I liked it..

My corner shop even had 'Not for resale - Sample' shampoo things..

Every little trick...
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