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PostSubject: Fuck it..   Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:09 am

Mother in law hires us a car for the week to take me daughter to the sea side etc and 2 days in my back goes...FUCK..

Sat here like a cripple..

CUNT CUNT CUNT
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it..   Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:11 am

similar

i had a splinter in my finger earlier, but managed to pull it out
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it..   Thu Aug 15, 2013 10:22 pm

I bet Granny had to kiss it better, bet you asked for a tug off..
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it..   Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:54 am

You? Driving in London

Thank god I'm miles away;)
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it..   Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:39 am

Bad back nothing worse pal
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it..   Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:59 pm

chilly wrote:
Bad back nothing worse pal
 being ginger?

luckily i am not, but it must be a living hell for those that are
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it..   Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:49 pm

Well had a day off and went out yesterday with no problems thankfully.

Almost got chucked out of Camberly Tesco's for farting very loudly by the security guard, it wasn't meant, its the Omeprazole that expels excess wind, basically I swell up and have to fart.

He went bonkers the fucking jobs worth...

Didn't help that my wife and daughter buggered off at high speed (bit embarrassed), I would not mind but there was a couple walking around and the woman was basically talking like a bloke ie really loud and going on about going out for a pint with the lads, she was butcher than her bloke.
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PostSubject: Re: Fuck it..   Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:52 pm

Raf38 wrote:
You? Driving in London

Thank god I'm miles away;)
Feck off you, I'll send a scud up your arse !!!

I'll have you know I passed also took the advanced driving course and passed, never had a point on my licence and only had one accident where someone ran in to me Smile

As for driving in London, FUCK OFF, that's for loons, I would not venture in to Central London for a 100 quid.
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