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PostSubject: A few jokes   Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:46 pm

Sent to me by a mate, a little dodgy and if anyone isn't happy I'll gladly remove them......





It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters.
They are putting Tide in to stop the coloureds from running.


Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London.
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.


Riots in Birmingham last month caused over £1 million worth of
improvements!



Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.



Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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PostSubject: Re: A few jokes   Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:03 am

Very Happy:D:D:D:D:D:D
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PostSubject: Re: A few jokes   Mon Jun 17, 2013 3:06 am

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